I almost activated myself a couple days ago. I can catch it and throw it; I don’t know if I can hit it.
Ozzie Guillen (h/t Hardball Talk)
File under Things I Would Pay Money to See.
Also file under Things That Couldn’t Really Make the Marlins Much Worse.
If there’s one thing I want, it’s Ozzie Guillen’s past self’s face plastered somewhere on my body.
ozzie will be ozzie with or without the white sox